← → ↑ ↓ = Directions
Z = A X = B
A = X S = Y
D = L C = R
enter ↵ = Start
space = Select
F8 = Load state
F5 = Save state
Only while game is active!
Franky and his girlfriend Bitsy have decided to take a vacation. Unfortunately, Bitsy does not have a passport. Not to be thwarted, our spare parts hero has a cunning plan. He dismantles Bitsy, packages up her parts and mails them to their vacation destination - New York City - with predictable results. The combination of Franky's lock of brain cells and the incompetence of the Transylvanian post office has scattered Bitsy across the globe. And so, the adventure begins…
Our beloved Angry Video Game Nerd has played The Adventures of Dr. Franken and here is his video if you need a shot of bravery to play The Adventures of Dr. Franken. If you like to play the worst games ever, we have many more crap.