← → ↑ ↓ = Directions
Z = A X = B
A = X S = Y
D = L C = R
enter ↵ = Start
space = Select
F8 = Load state
F5 = Save state
Only while game is active!
Bronkie the Bronchiasaurus is a Miscellaneous game, developed by WaveQuest and published by Raya Systems, which was released in 1995.
This game describes itself as “a dinomite asthma adventure!", and that makes me wonder if I'm really cut out for this Internet-humor-thing. On the one hand, I can't really blame myself for my ignorance -the game wasn't widely released, as anything that turns the Mighty Dinosaur into a wheezing Public Service Announcement doesn't exactly have the widest appeal. On the other hand, something as ridiculous as a googley-eyed prehistoric midget puffing away on an inhaler is just the kind of stupid that the Internet speaks fluently, so why isn't it a phenomenon? Hell, throw in the fact that the SNES sends yesterday's children (today's creepy nerds) into seizures of nostalgia, and I'm surprised there aren't cannons of irony-laced jizz erupting from the rooftops.